You are a Kimber if:

Your related to a cousin more than once.

Your family tree has no branches.

Your 1st dance was with your sister (or brother) and your 2nd dance was with a cousin.

You have ever kissed a cousin and then wondered how you were related.

You have several toes stuck together.

You ever took a bath in something other than a tub or took a shower outdoors.

You have ever wore coats and gloves to a Fourth of July parade.

You have ever rode a horse named "Little Mare", "Old Mare", "Black Mare", or just "The Mare".

You have ever ran our of gas at least 5 miles from town and had to walk back.

You have ever said, "This is a good dirt road".

You have ever played spoons past midnight.

Eating is the highlight of any social function.

You look forward to going to funeral viewings so you can visit.

You wish they had potlucks at funeral viewings.

You have a desire to be buried in the Grouse Creek Cemetery.

You have ever fallen into the ditch at the Grouse Creek Cemetery.

You have been swimming where there is more mud than water.

Everyone else is wrong but you.

You think any of these are normal.

Play the following for a funny song that kind of fits Kimber's in Grouse Creek - "I am my own Grandpa"

Grouse Creek Golf & Country Club